Tech news for Gen Zs
Grok 3, GPT-5, and Gemini collabed IRL with a human-in-the-loop vibe to cook a dope NIF in C for Elixir that slayed cross-platform disk stats on Linux, macOS, Windows, and BSDs.
Build workflows got sus AF and needed hella vibe-checks on GitHub Actions, and the code still caps support for older OTP/Elixir versions.
Author’s shook by the hype vs realness of these models—this is bussin’ fr but no cap on AGI, so bring your rizz and drop PRs if you got the drip.
Graham is doubling down on restarting VC Summer reactors, flexing big BDE on nuclear, no cap.
Santee Cooper got 50 bids and U.S. Energy Sec Wright said they can let it cook to power up faster AF.
Critics warn more nuke plants mean more radioactive tea and potential disasters, big yikes.
Claude Code’s auto security review slayed the OWASP Top 10 basics, but it’s low-key mid without human reviews and extra vibe checks.
Datadog’s code security tools came through bussin’, showing zero vulns on simple extensions and serving easy peasy one-click fixes.
When Claude and Datadog both peeped the same issue on the Raspberry Pi email server, it was big rizz for defense-in-depth, periodt.
Valve’s PayPal checkout got yeeted after a bank said sus on Steam’s adult content, so some currencies can’t use it.
Only USD, EUR, CAD, GBP, JPY, and AUD can still cop games with PayPal on Steam.
Valve’s cooking up new payment options but for now flex a Steam Wallet code or other methods, periodt.
Russian missiles now sport enhanced maneuvering and radar-decoys, making Patriot interceptions sus AF.
Ukraine’s air defense popped only 1 of 7 and 7 of 13 incoming missiles in recent barrages, big yikes.
Without more Patriots, Ukraine’s defense is straight mid, and the US is scrambling to boost its own stash, periodt.
Startups don’t just launch—they need founders to crank growth manually at first, like recruiting users in person and pushing adoption.
Personalized onboarding and over-the-top customer delight (handwritten notes, bespoke support) create loyalty, feedback loops, and compound growth.
Doing things by hand early—assembling hardware, acting as your own software, or consulting a single user—enables fast iteration and deep insights.
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LLMs slay at fluency but they ain't got real rizz or smarts, it's all cap.
They just shorten texts and call it a summary, which is mid with no extra tea.
We get shook by their sus trickery and gotta escape the Timmy trap, periodt.
They ditch cookie banners, trash ads, auto-play vids for a clean vibe.
Text-only pages load hella fast, cost pennies to host, and flex anywhere—periodt.
You can skim or dive deep without getting bogged down—no cap.
A hospital CT scanner was hella slow because it was linked to its workstation over 250 meters of cable, no cap.
The lone sysadmin traced the cable path through multiple patch panels and connectors, big yikes.
He ditched the extra 245 meters of cable by plugging the scanner and workstation directly, and instantly slayed the performance issue.
Germany’s top court is calling sus on ad blockers, saying they might cap website code and bust copyright rules.
The case got sent back for more deets, so we’re waiting years for the final vibe check, no cap.
If Germany yeets ad blockers, that tea could spark a global clampdown on drip extensions, mid for users.